February 2012
6 posts
“Holy the angel in Moloch.”
– Allen Ginsberg
Why would someone cancel a channel devoted to... →
The truth is, nothing lasts forever. A fleeting second can dramatically change the way you feel about something or someone. I used to hate the ephemeral nature of life, but now I am coming to accept it. There are so many beautiful things that last only for a fleeting moment. What makes a butterfly flapping its wings and landing momentarily on a swaying flower petal any less important than the...
Note to self: Draw a comic with a picture of a kid playing a guitar saying “Now I’ll show you my sickest guitar licks!”
second panel - Kid starts licking guitar
January 2012
26 posts
Meadowlark, fly me away
These skies are grayer than the grayest gray
mudda truckin’ yumpnuggets
Note to self: Draw picture of steaks smoking weed with the caption “The steaks are high.”
OOOOOOOOOOH OH OH OH
for the longest time
Who is named Willard? Seriously, walk down the street and show me a Willard. I dare you.
Willard “Mitt” Romney
Newton “Newt” Gingrich
Was there a ridiculous name standard that the GOP candidates had to conform to before campaigning for the nomination?
Honestly
Are you joking me, South Carolina?
Newt Gingrich is not only a horrible politician with horrible ideas, but he is also a disgusting piece of crap. No, you know what? I would rather spend a day with a piece of crap than with him. He is to me as Pigma is to Star Fox in Star Fox 64…Just some fat, gross, bloated old man who brags about killing the things I love.
In case you haven’t...
How can I possibly solve this problem? This problem that is so vastly beyond me? I can try, but I’ll die trying. Why did you come to me? Why, of all people, did you sit on my step and reveal your insecurities to me? How can I help you?! I can’t. I’m nothing more than a self-centered child. I’m focused on myself -making myself better, becoming successful, making my name...
I don’t think I’ll ever take myself seriously. Perhaps, that is a gift.
Fast cars, shooting stars
The Dalai Lama’s dolly mama was a big supporter of barack obama
So much to do, and so little time!
Mindset
Truthfully, I’m going to have to do a lot of really lame things in my life. I’m going to have to do work I don’t want to do, deal with people I don’t want to deal with, deal with situations I don’t want to deal with. Not everything in life is immediately gratifying or great. But, its funny how dramatically something can change just based on your attitude alone. In...
If you replace ladies with cookies, the only problem is that you get love handles but no one to handle them.
Are you blessed with intelligence, or cursed with it? How exhausting is it to think into the early hours of the morning? But alas, the more I think, the less I know. I am just as much a fool now as I was then.
A List of All the Cool Things I did this Vacation
College Apps
How I met your mother seasons 1 and 2
No that’s it.
Flight of the Conchords 2
Jemaine: My dad was a women's rights activist.
Brett: Your dad? What about your mum?
Jemaine: No, no not my mum. My dad wouldn't allow that.
Flight of the Conchords
Murray: And who were those guys you were dissing? The only one I could make out was Snoopy. What's your problem with him?
Brett: No, Murray, Snoop Dogg.
Murray: Well I know he's a dog, Brett. I'm not totally in the dark ages. I do go out once in a while.
“Those worlds in space are as countless as all the grains of sand on all the...”
– Carl Sagan, “Journeys in Space and Time.”
December 2011
24 posts
Lowest Point of Loneliness
Pretending my pillow is a girl and cuddling with it.
The best way to end any conversation is to shout “TOODLES” in a Brooklyn accent, slap the person in the face, and then walk away.
“In dearth or in excess
Both the slave and the empress
Will return to the...”
– Robin Pecknold, Fleet Foxes “Montezuma”
The first time I saw a bra was in Kohl’s when I was six. I thought it was a hat for two people that you could buckle in so you could be extra close to the person.
“Success is a result, not a goal.” - Gustave Flaubert
Pygmy marmosets have been coming up A LOT in my life lately…the universe is trying to tell me something. But what?
Why does Selena Gomez have the face of a seven year old and the body of a fully grown woman?
Me: "'All that glitters isn't gold...Not all who wander are lost...Deep roots aren't touched by the frost.'"
Dad: That was wise Pawan...Hmm...'Things that fly don't get affected by earthquakes.'
Me: Good job dad.
Three lies.
1. Jay Leno does not have an excessively large chin.
2. Jay Leno is funny.
3. Jay Leno deserves to have his own show.
I want a black cardigan.
I twan a kblac diganarc
i tawn a balck nacagrdi
I MISS YOU I’M GOING BACK HOME TO THE WEST COAST
In the end, we’re all just “strangers in the night.” We live in a world of ignorance as to the thoughts and emotions of those around us. We think we know others, but really we just know their exteriors. We think we love each other, but really it’s just so cold we need bodies to grasp to keep us warm. And really, we all yearn for the light…for the daytime -even if some...
Childish Gambino
First thoughts…
1) I wonder if Abed plays space rock…
2) Wow he sounds really bitter in this song
3) Wow he sounds really bitter in this song too
4) Wow he sounds really bitter in this other song
5) Okay I’m going to stop now.